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WHARRGARBL 

1. The caption of a popular "loldog" (dog version of lolcat) showing a dog attempting to drink from a lawn sprinkler. Word refers to the sound the dog presumably is making as it angrily (and pointlessly) attempts to subdue the water stream.

2. A one-word stand-in for any angry, incoherent, pointless reaction, comment, or attack. In online forums, the loldog referenced in (1) is often used to make the point that someone's position is incoherent, illogical, and or pointless. Simply writing 'WHARRGARBL' is also sufficient to make the point, and is especially effective if the target of your insult is one of the few people unfamiliar with the loldog.

Note that incoherence or pointlessness is required for a proper WHARRGARBL reference. An angry, but otherwise logical, argument is not a WHARRGARBL. An argument that takes a reasonable (or at least arguable) position, but does so with an incoherent rant IS a valid WHARRGARBL.

Coherence and logic (or the lack thereof) is in the eye of the beholder, of course. On the internets, any argument that disagrees with yours may be a valid WHARRGARBL.
News: The Supreme Court has ruled that Intelligent Design is not a valid part of federal science testing standards.
Christian Fundamentalists: WHARRGARBL
WHARRGARBL by Boidster October 9, 2008

Whorry Styles 

A motherfucker who always makes music while high about Watermelon Sugar.
Whorry Styles by GregNelson29 February 11, 2023

Connor Wherry

A fat slug who enjoys touching kids and molesting the elderly. Does not believe in equality and thinks all women should be in the kitchen cooking meatloaf. A gay homophobic who enjoys wanking off to pictures of furry's feet doing BDSM. Is a avid supporter of the LOGANG.
Person 1: Yo dude you are being such a Connor Wherry today
Person 2: *SLUG NOISES* WOMAN GO BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME MEATLOAF WHILE I TOUCH MY FEET
A term or classification used for individuals who love, admire, or enjoy robotic characters. Derived from the similar term Furry , Whirries are simply people who celebrate robots of many kinds. The attraction can either be towards the design or story surrounding a certain robotic character.
"Jim admitted to me the other day he's attracted to Optimus Prime. I knew he was a whirry."
whirry by crossarrow August 15, 2017

wharrgarbl 

The sound dogs make when they attempt to drink out of lawn sprinklers.
...I heard this odd noise, sounded like "wharrgarbl", and I saw rover being sprayed in the face with the hose. Silly pup.
wharrgarbl by Nx3 January 14, 2008
What do you
Wharya want? I wanna kill ya
Wharya by Kage Maro 2008 April 24, 2015