A high school in Blairstown, NJ. A pit of despair and apathy. Could you read its name on the multiple-thousand-dollar electronic sign that nobody can see? The school is designed to have no airflow, so you spend half of the year in a giant brick oven getting more baked than the weed junkies. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad - the juuling wasn't enough and some fucker just had to do coke in there so now only one is open. You're either racist or too sick of everyone's shit to protest. Purgatory.

Oh, you go to North Warren? On the burnout scale, you're headed towards somewhere between Macaulay Culkin's drugs bust and that time Lindsay Lohan attempted to kidnap refugee children live on Instagram.

North Warren by nowhen December 18, 2018

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warren woods tower

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!

boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !

warren woods tower by abcdefchijklmnopqrstuvwxyz August 6, 2019

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Warren Zevon

Legendary singer songwriter who was noted for his offbeat, sardonic view of life.
Famous for his 1978 hit 'Werewolves of London'.

Person A: 'Have you ever listened to Warren Zevon? He fucking rocks the show.'
Person B: 'No I have not, as I have a shit taste in music.'

Warren Zevon by J Riley July 24, 2008

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