wharrgarble 

The sound a dog makes when it gets a mouthful of water due to barking at a sprinkler.

That silly dog keeps making that wharrgarble outside!

wharrgarble by animal, dog, water November 10, 2013

WHARRGARBL 

1. The caption of a popular "loldog" (dog version of lolcat) showing a dog attempting to drink from a lawn sprinkler. Word refers to the sound the dog presumably is making as it angrily (and pointlessly) attempts to subdue the water stream.

2. A one-word stand-in for any angry, incoherent, pointless reaction, comment, or attack. In online forums, the loldog referenced in (1) is often used to make the point that someone's position is incoherent, illogical, and or pointless. Simply writing 'WHARRGARBL' is also sufficient to make the point, and is especially effective if the target of your insult is one of the few people unfamiliar with the loldog.

Note that incoherence or pointlessness is required for a proper WHARRGARBL reference. An angry, but otherwise logical, argument is not a WHARRGARBL. An argument that takes a reasonable (or at least arguable) position, but does so with an incoherent rant IS a valid WHARRGARBL.

Coherence and logic (or the lack thereof) is in the eye of the beholder, of course. On the internets, any argument that disagrees with yours may be a valid WHARRGARBL.

News: The Supreme Court has ruled that Intelligent Design is not a valid part of federal science testing standards.
Christian Fundamentalists: WHARRGARBL

WHARRGARBL by Boidster October 9, 2008

whargarbl 

(n.) A useless or unproductive excersize.
(v.) To waste time and effort.
(n.) The noise made by a dog's mouth as it bites the stream of water coming from a lawn sprinkler.

Those managers spend all their time whargarbling with meetings about meetings and leave the real work to everyone else.

whargarbl by leroy jenkem January 2, 2008

wharrgarbl 

The sound dogs make when they attempt to drink out of lawn sprinklers.

...I heard this odd noise, sounded like "wharrgarbl", and I saw rover being sprayed in the face with the hose. Silly pup.

wharrgarbl by Nx3 January 14, 2008

Whargarble

When a rush of water flies into one's mouth, and they try to speak and they sound like a complete ass.

"WHARGARBLE."

Whargarble by holytacos March 29, 2010

wargarble 

noun. Undefined gibberish. Often paired with the verb "spewing".

He was spewing wargarble all afternoon.

wargarble by Endor May 12, 2010

wharrgarbl 

A representation of what fundamentalist religious ranting sounds like to unbelievers. Commonly used on Fark, originally from an image macro involving a dog and a sprinkler.

"He went on this long spiel about how UFO aliens are actually demons and that they are an omen signalling the birth of the antichrist, but really all I heard was "wharrgarbl".

wharrgarbl by Gorben January 13, 2009