Whappled

to be accosted in a public place by someone who you really can't be arsed to talk to, and then engaged in the kind of conversation that is so inane that it makes you want to remove your own eyes with a rusty spoon.

What a nightmare, I was coming home on the tube tonight and I got Whappled!

by minkysteed June 1, 2007

dirty whapple

When you have anal intercourse, pull out, and whap her nipple

Me and my girl were doing anal and then I gave her a dirty whapple

by Kermpy May 3, 2016