Whappled 

to be accosted in a public place by someone who you really can't be arsed to talk to, and then engaged in the kind of conversation that is so inane that it makes you want to remove your own eyes with a rusty spoon.

What a nightmare, I was coming home on the tube tonight and I got Whappled!

Whappled by minkysteed June 21, 2007

Whippled

Attempting to prove an argument by arrogantly providing a testable example only to have that example epically disprove your argument.

Yessir.

Micah Whipple, at your service. Like all employees I've also been in every game manual and credit reel since I've been here.

Whippled

Whippled by AnonymousRealID July 10, 2010

pizzle-whapped 

adj. Excessively bossed around by a boyfriend or husband; overly submissive to a male

"That biatch is so pizzle-whapped that she won't even go to the bathroom without checking with her boyfriend!!"

pizzle-whapped by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004

whapped 

The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.

The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.

whapped by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015

whippled

Being caught in an endless converation with someone that has no point or meaning. Usually one party is extremely cheesy and the other party is trapped unable to break away from the conversation. Once the person is able to leave they are confused. Talknapped.

I'm sorry I am late, but I ran into a guy at the store and he whippled me for over an hour.

whippled by Carl Hansell June 17, 2006

Whapped 

Slang. Possibly originates from Eastern Canada, specifically Labrador. To be impaired by mind altering substances, specifically hallucinogens.

We got right whapped on 'shrooms and e this weekend.

Whapped by Rain November 7, 2004

Whippled

a reaction to someone else that is worded as an action, and can have a positive,negative or neutral meaning. in a positive sense, it is similar to when someone "eats your art" and in a negative meaning it is similar.

"just whippled my pants"
"i just whippled"
"can you make me stop whippling?"

Whippled by ImpostorWhipple July 13, 2023