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Being caught in an endless converation with someone that has no point or meaning. Usually one party is extremely cheesy and the other party is trapped unable to break away from the conversation. Once the person is able to leave they are confused. Talknapped.
I'm sorry I am late, but I ran into a guy at the store and he whippled me for over an hour.
whippled by Carl Hansell June 17, 2006
a reaction to someone else that is worded as an action, and can have a positive,negative or neutral meaning. in a positive sense, it is similar to when someone "eats your art" and in a negative meaning it is similar.
"just whippled my pants"
"i just whippled"
"can you make me stop whippling?"
Whippled by ImpostorWhipple July 13, 2023
Whippled
~ The act of claiming insider knowledge and security when openly revealing information to the public. Only to be proven wrong
Noun
~Oh damn did he just do a whipple?! I think he did.

~We just got whippled.

whipped for jimin

Being so in love with Park Jimin you'd do anything for him. Give him the universe even.
Damn, V is so whipped for Jimin.
whipped for jimin by January 22, 2018

mr whipple 

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.
The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?
mr whipple by knowman March 7, 2008

p-whipped 

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.
p-whipped by Telephony August 16, 2011