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Whalegina 

A name created by Amanda, Queen of Awesomeness, to counter the word "Dork". Instead of being a dork, which means a whale's penis, you are a whale's vagina. It can also be considered as a term for calling a girl "loose".
Girl: You're such a dork!
Guy: Well, you're a whalegina!

Guy: Dude, that chick is such a slut. Can you say, "Whalegina?"

Whalinater 

to be totally dominate, showing no signs of weakness, and killing everyone in sight.
I got whalinated today at my softball game. She was quite a whalinater.

whalefinaphobia 

fear of being exposed to jiggle legs
A) ew its hayley

B) i can't look, i have whalefinaphobia

vroom jiggle jiggle. whalefinaphobia. its a serious matter.
whalefinaphobia by itsaseriousmatter November 19, 2011

commercial whaleing 

To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.

Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".

A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
commercial whaleing by JJBIII October 16, 2009
A big flabby loose pussy. Term originates from contraction of "whale vagina." Whales are known to have the largest penises in the animal kingdom--upwards of 10 feet in length and a diameter of 1 foot.
"Damn, look at that ASS!"
"Don't bother, I heard she got a whagina."
whagina by Chihiro February 3, 2006

Whalenika 

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.
Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.
Whalenika by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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