whalenika

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.

Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…

by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

Whalenika

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.

Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.

by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022