Whacktard

The level at which one is dumber then Smaug himself.

God damnit, you're a fucking whacktard.

by rockman January 19, 2004

whackadoodle johnson

An activity with undetermined goals.

Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.

by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

Whackaday

Originally a program with Timmy Mallet in the 90's, but also used to describe someone who has spent an entire day wanking

'What are you up to Saturday Keith?'

Not much. The girlfriend is at work, so I think i'll have a Whackaday!

by Mr Bigglesworth 2 April 21, 2009

WHACKADOO

Someone crazy or wierd. To call someone means you are calling them whocko. Someone wayyyyyyy out-there.

Damn Tyler that bitch is a strait up whackadoo!!!!

by isbellangel March 2, 2009

Whackadoo

A very beautiful, sweet, slightly crazy texan woman with a heart of gold, who tells you she loves you, but then breaks up with you every other week. The first time she comes over for dinner, she'll drink a whole six-pack, and pass out on your sofa, leaving you to eat alone. Says "sheeeit" alot, and always announces when she has to go pee.

If it weren't that she were such a whackadoo, I'd probably still be with her.

by Winston.T.Wolfe January 9, 2015

wanktard

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wrecktarded

A severe state of drug and/or alchohol induced intoxication, often accompanied by hilarious, but potentially life-threatening consequences.

Person 1, "Dude, you pissed all over my flat-screen last night."

Person 2, "Yeah. I was wrecktarded."

by gobirds January 15, 2011