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whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.
Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...
whack one off by commissio November 12, 2015

whack one out 

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"
whack one out by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

the whackness effect 

(n): the state of mind during/after 24hrs of red bull ritalin and cigarettes.
1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!

(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow

Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.

the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!

2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium

Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka

(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!

3) (v):

President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.

whackanese 

An inbred with three heritages showing in their complexion, the three heritages for whackanese is white black and japanese/chinese, they usually have white skin, big ol' black man lips, and japanese style eyes.
My freind Jared is whackanese.
whackanese by The Deadly Slaya June 21, 2005

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026