Whackone

A crazy, mentally unstable, female.

The whackone just asked me if I wanted to hit her.

by Morena 7 December 10, 2010

whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015

whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

the whackness effect

(n): the state of mind during/after 24hrs of red bull ritalin and cigarettes.

1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!

(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow

Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.

the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!

2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium

Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka

(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!

3) (v):

President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.

by DavidAllenStern June 3, 2011

whackanese

An inbred with three heritages showing in their complexion, the three heritages for whackanese is white black and japanese/chinese, they usually have white skin, big ol' black man lips, and japanese style eyes.

My freind Jared is whackanese.

by The Deadly Slaya June 21, 2005