A secret cabal of Hollywood lawyers who murder celebrities for profit. Coined on October 23rd, 2010 by actor Randy Quaid.
Randy Quaid said star whackers took out Heath Ledger and David Carradine.
by TheEyeInTheSky October 24, 2010
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1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.
1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.


some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010
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