Whūk

The unofficial te reo Māori equivalent of “fuck”, used entirely without linguistic approval, academic backing, or permission from anyone serious. A uniquely Kiwi expression of disbelief, irritation, or cultural confusion when standard swearing feels inadequate.

“Why is the track closed?”
“Rāhui.”
“What the whūk.”

Whūk by Matua Kahurangi December 30, 2025

Whuk 

A cleaner, shorter way of saying "what the fuck?"

"I am sorry dude, I just can't make it!'
"whuk dude, I already bought the tickets!"

Whuk by Mistress of the known Universe April 21, 2010

Whūk wit

A Māori-twisted take on fuckwit, used to describe someone who is acting like a premium-grade idiot, a muppet of the highest order, or a walking hazard to common sense. Reserved for those moments when someone’s behaviour is so cooked that normal insults simply won’t do.

“Some whūk wit parked across two spaces at Pak’nSave again.”

“The council must be run by a bunch of whūk wits if that’s their plan.”

“Bro, don’t be a whūk wit. Read the instructions.”

Whūk wit by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

Master Whuk 

The mf who always got your back no matter what.

Brooo I don't have a golds membership but like im trynna hit the isometric bicep cable machines. Good thing master Whuks got me!

Master Whuk by 225lbs September 4, 2021

Whukka 

A term used by white people to casually refer to each other as nigga. Derived from the usage of the word Nukka, which was a slang term invented for white boys to legitimize their use of the word nigga, but with less offensive tendencies. However nukka could still be considered quite offensive by some. Whukka is an even less offensive term.
-Can also be used in conjunction with the word Ninja.

What's up my whukka ninja?
Peace out whukka.
Caucasian

Whukka by DickensCider February 8, 2009

Whuke 

A whuke is a slang definition of a vagina. A vagina is the canal in the female, from the vulva to the cervix uteri, that receives the penis in copulation.

For example, "Your whuke is quite tight!" If, for example you were talking about a girl/woman with a rather tight hole.

Whuke by WackSoye July 30, 2009