Whākn'

A uniquely Kiwi, Māori-twisted way of saying fucking, used to add extra spice, attitude, or emphasis to whatever someone is ranting about. Perfect for when regular swearing just doesn’t quite capture the full level of exasperation, disbelief or general cooked-ness of a situation in Aotearoa.

“Bro, the cops were moving whākn' slow today.”

“That hui was whākn' pointless.”

“Luxon’s speech was whākn' something, I’ll tell you that.”

Whākn' by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

Whaun 

Whaun, a happy , annoying but energetic child. Whaun's play football and love chicken nugget pot-pie (if it were ever a thing). Whaun is also the best child in the universe and has a brother...... Whaun is the parent's favorite child and loves flexing about to his brother. He is a total rule follower when it comes to the silence game and always listens to his parents.

OMG that dude is such a Whaun!

Whaun by Piggiejk December 11, 2019

Whank 

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.

I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.

Whank by josifer May 29, 2010

whatn't 

The contraction of "what" and "not". Similar to: haven't from "have" and "not"; shouldn't from "should" and "not"; and wouldn't from "would" and "not".

Michael, Davey, Jhonny and Gherardo were sitting about kibitzing over the woeful shortcomings Obamacare. Suddenly, young Jhonny blurts out: "I can't believe Agnes has sex with her alligator, Mitur, Bud and whatn't!!!"

whatn't by Jhersey Jhonny November 15, 2013

whan 

An expression meaning: "What's Up?" or "Hello!."
Originating from south central Louisiana.
Often the 'a' is exaggerated as such.

whaaaaaan. my boy juss scored up an oz of kill.
(whan)

whan by R.E.M. Speedwagon April 17, 2007

Whadn’t 

What had not

"whadn’t" who I was but every now and then I got to be David Ashley Parker from powder springs

Whadn’t by BROTHERLADIES! December 5, 2018

Whak? 

Not to be confused with whak, whak? (with question mark) is short for "what the fuck?" It first appeared in this context on 30 Rock on 3/25/2010, and was uttered by the inimitable Tina Fey, expressing disbelief. It is also ideally suited for Twitter, collapsing 14 characters into 5. Finally, it requires no additional modifiers, standing on its own.

Whak? As in, what the fuck?

Whak? by eporres March 31, 2010