whank

"here is a gift for whanksgiving" "whank you!"
"whanks"
"whankful"
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. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.
Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!
by Bill January 18, 2004
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Whank

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.
I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.
by josifer May 29, 2010
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Whanks

YO DEWD, PASS DHA WHANKS.
by whanks4lyfedewd May 02, 2011
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whanking

Damian, quit whanking while we are all planking!
by Oh Em I November 27, 2013
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Whank

Basically whack and jank mixed together.
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Whank

A cross between a WHORE and a SKANK. One level above a Slore, but a level under a Cunt. Can be used to describe males, females, and sleezy cats.
Lafonda is such a WHANK. She's been around the block and back. TWICE. Poor Napoleon.
by AmyPPP February 19, 2013
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