Whank

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.

I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.

by josifer May 29, 2010

whank

A cooler version of thank.

"here is a gift for whanksgiving" "whank you!"
"whanks"
"whankful"

by whankfulwhankers July 1, 2011

Whank

Basically whack and jank mixed together.

Pineapple on pizza is whank.

by social media observer June 24, 2018

Whank

A cross between a WHORE and a SKANK. One level above a Slore, but a level under a Cunt. Can be used to describe males, females, and sleezy cats.

Lafonda is such a WHANK. She's been around the block and back. TWICE. Poor Napoleon.

by AmyPPP February 18, 2013

Whank

A girl that is a whore and a skank at the same time.

"Bianca is such a whank!"

by Glenanne December 25, 2007

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 17, 2004

whank

an adjective. used to help describe an action or noun. used in the bay area, california.

lame, not cool, sucks, stupid, wack, waste of time, not worth it, bad, horrible.

WHANK!!

by girl from the bay July 8, 2011