whank

A cooler version of thank.

"here is a gift for whanksgiving" "whank you!"
"whanks"
"whankful"

by whankfulwhankers July 1, 2011

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 17, 2004

Whank

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.

I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.

by josifer May 29, 2010

Whanks

Fried chicken.

YO DEWD, PASS DHA WHANKS.

by whanks4lyfedewd May 25, 2011

whanking

Whining while planking.

Damian, quit whanking while we are all planking!

by Oh Em I November 27, 2013

Whank

Basically whack and jank mixed together.

Pineapple on pizza is whank.

by social media observer June 24, 2018

Whank

A cross between a WHORE and a SKANK. One level above a Slore, but a level under a Cunt. Can be used to describe males, females, and sleezy cats.

Lafonda is such a WHANK. She's been around the block and back. TWICE. Poor Napoleon.

by AmyPPP February 18, 2013