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Wetstack 

Male member would do the following:
- Cum in mouth
- Piss on face/in mouth
- take a soft shit in & around the mouth
- spit

The recipient would then complete the "wet stack" by vomiting the items onto the erect penis and/or face of the other member.
Gary ejaculated into Cindy's mouth and quickly spun around to release his bowels held back by the butt plug into her mouth. He quickly stood up and and began to urinate upon her face, which was visibly showing signs of nausea. He quickly spat upon the pile of excrement and layed flat on his back. Cindy immediately sat upright and vomited onto Gary's open mouth. Thus completing the act of the wetstack.

The two then basked in the afterglow before money was exchanged and Gary left.
Wetstack by /thread June 7, 2009
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Usually a black malboro more 150 cigarette dipped in embalming fluid laced with pcp. Repeated use causes delerium, psychosis, strange hallucinations, adrenaline rush, paranoia, demonic possesed behavior, and temporary superhuman strenth. Fun stuff.
Binjun smoked some wet sticks and flipped out and kicked his winshield out of his car and dangled over the edge of the bridge.
wet stick by thatniggaS_A_L January 18, 2008
The "Wet Stick" is the act of redeeming ones self from giving a "Dry Stick" earlier. Giving a "Wet Stick" is finishing the story or tale from which the starting was told during the "Dry Stick" period. This results in a full usually embarassing story of the story-teller.
Nigel : "Chea son my finga was all up in her... naw naw chill I can't speak dat s'way too dank"

Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"

Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"

Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."

*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*

Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.
Wet Stick by Mike B and Dave S January 31, 2008
wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to
“i made them a playlist
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”
wet stick by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

Texas wet stick

When a chick from texas grinds her soaking wet pussy on your dick cowgirl style and leaves it soaking wet and pre-lubed before riding it.
Bro I went to visit my family down in texas and met this thick black chick and she gave me a Texas wet stick.
Texas wet stick by Recome November 25, 2025