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WetMining 

It's the act of a group of people doing a wet biscuit and simultaneously playing minecraft.It's is generally done by small children who love to jack themselves off AND play minecraft.It combines the best of two worlds.WetMine is an upgrade to the wet biscuit. It is (ironically) the national sport of the kongolean people. Each year the different tribes fight for honour and glory in the cup of wankness the price is to be allowed to search in the garbage mountains for religious relics(also knows as technology to us normal and civilized superiour white males). This Ritual is highly common in Texan Households and obligatory on Family meetings.
Hey did you hear about the wetness contest who won?
Nah dude i was busy wetmining with me and my buddies.
I heard the tribe of silentseong won last night ,they really rubbed hard they told me!

Aw dude we had a Family Meeting and i had to stand next to my Sister while I was WetMining.

wettening 

The act of making something wet.
"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"
wettening by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009

weavining and wovining 

weavining: to dart between something, typically faster than the target
wovining: to dart around something, typically faster than the target

weavining and wovining: to dart between and around something, typically faster than the target.
Example: whenever i play scout in tf2, I'm always weavining and wovining around my enemies

WEINing! 

(Noun) The act of texting or Tweeting pictures of your genitalia to underage men or women.
Anthony Weiner got in trouble for WEINing!. His political career is most likely over.
WEINing! by Oliver Perez Fan December 10, 2011

wettening 

Something or someone that is so sexually appealing that your sexual organ(s) get wet
his firm looking ass cheeks are wettening
wettening by shafayat March 8, 2017

Weiningen 

Weiningen is a village in Switzerland. Weiningen is well known for its great cannabis consumption. It is a very dangerous city, in 04 one is exempted and beaten.
luzius gits eine in winige
ja chasper weiningen die 04
Weiningen by hihihibvcffsdfffff November 3, 2019

Wetmisting 

While swimming or showering with your partner, let a stinky fart. It always smells worse in water or steam.
Last night Jenny kept wetmisting me in the hot tub and it smelled like a dead rat. I'm going to propose to her if she keeps this up.
Wetmisting by WhiteWiggler September 9, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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