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WetMining

It's the act of a group of people doing a wet biscuit and simultaneously playing minecraft.It's is generally done by small children who love to jack themselves off AND play minecraft.It combines the best of two worlds.WetMine is an upgrade to the wet biscuit. It is (ironically) the national sport of the kongolean people. Each year the different tribes fight for honour and glory in the cup of wankness the price is to be allowed to search in the garbage mountains for religious relics(also knows as technology to us normal and civilized superiour white males). This Ritual is highly common in Texan Households and obligatory on Family meetings.
Hey did you hear about the wetness contest who won?
Nah dude i was busy wetmining with me and my buddies.
I heard the tribe of silentseong won last night ,they really rubbed hard they told me!

Aw dude we had a Family Meeting and i had to stand next to my Sister while I was WetMining.
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wettening

"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"
by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009
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weavining and wovining

weavining: to dart between something, typically faster than the target
wovining: to dart around something, typically faster than the target

weavining and wovining: to dart between and around something, typically faster than the target.
Example: whenever i play scout in tf2, I'm always weavining and wovining around my enemies
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WEINing!

(Noun) The act of texting or Tweeting pictures of your genitalia to underage men or women.
Anthony Weiner got in trouble for WEINing!. His political career is most likely over.
by Oliver Perez Fan December 10, 2011
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wettening

Something or someone that is so sexually appealing that your sexual organ(s) get wet
his firm looking ass cheeks are wettening
by shafayat March 8, 2017
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Weiningen

Weiningen is a village in Switzerland. Weiningen is well known for its great cannabis consumption. It is a very dangerous city, in 04 one is exempted and beaten.
luzius gits eine in winige
ja chasper weiningen die 04
by hihihibvcffsdfffff November 3, 2019
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Wetmisting

While swimming or showering with your partner, let a stinky fart. It always smells worse in water or steam.
Last night Jenny kept wetmisting me in the hot tub and it smelled like a dead rat. I'm going to propose to her if she keeps this up.
by WhiteWiggler September 9, 2022
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