Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"

My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

wet spaghetti

Having a flaccid penis.

Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!

by RBJ April 23, 2006

Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.

Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??

by P1nx__ December 4, 2023

wet spagett

Wet spagett is the finest of the spaggets usually in the form of ramen noodles but must be wet.

Did you try the spagett at the restaurant?

Yes I have but it does not compare to my famous wet spagett.

by Mac Daddy 420 December 10, 2018

Wet Speghetti

(refering to the penis) When a male becomes so heavily intoxicated that his penis is not able to become erect. The penis therefore resembles limp "wet speghetti".

A man has about 15 beers and convinces a young woman to come to his cadillac. They both take off their clothes and are ready to engage in sexual activity. However, the guy cannot seem to get his penis hard. The man suffered from Wet Speghetti.

by Phil Carr March 19, 2007