Definitions by imspaghetti

Spaghetti 

Slang for someone that is not straight.

Mom, dad, I think I might be spaghetti

Spaghetti by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Wet spaghetti 

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"

My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti

Wet spaghetti by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Avoid water 

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti

Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water

Avoid water by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Spaghetti-meatballs 

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

Spaghetti-meatballs by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Cold spaghetti 

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

Cold spaghetti by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Uh-oh spaghetti-o 

May be used to point out someone that is attractive, but their sexual orientation is unknown

Uh-oh spaghetti-o at two o'clock

Uh-oh spaghetti-o by imspaghetti December 15, 2018