Spaghetti

Slang for someone that is not straight.

Mom, dad, I think I might be spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Uh-oh spaghetti-o

May be used to point out someone that is attractive, but their sexual orientation is unknown

Uh-oh spaghetti-o at two o'clock

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"

My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Avoid water

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti

Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018