Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Spaghetti

Slang for someone that is not straight.

Mom, dad, I think I might be spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"

My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Uh-oh spaghetti-o

May be used to point out someone that is attractive, but their sexual orientation is unknown

Uh-oh spaghetti-o at two o'clock

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

Avoid water

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti

Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018