Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"
My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
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Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!
by RBJ April 5, 2006
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