Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"

My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

wet spaghetti

Having a flaccid penis.

Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!

by RBJ April 5, 2006

Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.

Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??

by P1nx__ December 5, 2023