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wet pop-tarting 

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
wet pop-tarting by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Wet Lolly-pop 

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.
Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

Wet Popper 

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.
I just gave Fircoota a Wet Popper lastnite. She got freeky :)
Wet Popper by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011

wet popcorn 

when you cant pay for your movie theater popcorn so you result to sexual means of paying
you cant pay for that. you're going to have to give me wet popcorn
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026