Wesaso

Boner in Spanish

OMG, I HAVE A BIG ASS WESASO!

by 1503cali June 27, 2018

Hannah Grace Wesson

Stupid bitch.

Hey have you seen that stupid bitch lately? She’s such a Hannah Grace Wesson.

by Milf42069 September 4, 2021

Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.

The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

by Amzngguy June 27, 2009

Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008

smith & wesson

gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.

my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.

by the-sawed-off-gangsta May 5, 2006

wesson oil party

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."

Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.

by Jrubadub March 10, 2010

smith and wesson

The only thing that will beat 4 aces

I flopped a 4 of a kind, but he whipped out his Smith and Wesson, and I gave him the pot hands down

by PokerVixen November 16, 2005