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to consume something EXTREMELY quickly, not letting anything, or anyone get in the way.
1)I'm going to wesson this pint
2)I'm going to wesson those donuts
wesson by lazy January 16, 2004
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Very cute with a captivating smile and crazy hair. He loves to skate with his friends. Wesson is a boy that girls would love to date.
Sarah: Oh, here comes Wesson.

Melissa: I know, he’s sooo cute.

Lilly: I want to date him.
a gun made by the company Smith & Wesson
Don't fight with me or you'll meet my wesson.
More commonly known as the Smith and Wesson, a brand of weapons originally created by Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson. Pistols are typically the more known weapon by S & W.
Switch on my glock, but I love my wesson!
wesson by Jdub ! October 31, 2023

wesson oil party 

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.
wesson oil party by Jrubadub March 10, 2010

Wesson-Burger 

Wesson-Burger is an word used to get a team monkey to work harder
Wesson-Burger! Ja mein herr
Wesson-Burger by monkey ways April 8, 2008

Hannah Grace Wesson

Hey have you seen that stupid bitch lately? She’s such a Hannah Grace Wesson.
Hannah Grace Wesson by Milf42069 September 4, 2021
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