Wernie

Weird weenie

A very oddly shaped penis, usually bent

That dude has a wernie

by SUMFURRYTHING March 15, 2021

Wernis

An evolved form of Pernis, superior to it from any given perspective.

Wiser, more colourful, with a more pleasant chirp and with a better overall personality.

What are you still doing with that Pernis?
Nowadays everyone loves Wernis.

by Wernisologist May 03, 2022