welve

welve is a multi function word which has it's origins in the south east of Ireland. tone and inflection can have an impact on it's meaning. It is generally an upbeat greeting or remark

That is welve - that is deadly
your face is welve - you look hot/ugly
Welve! - hello!

by fintans December 14, 2008

Welve

A mix of well and ve So wel’ve

Definition of Welve : Wel’ve you seen it all folks !

by Chris F 2004-99 July 2, 2018

Trump weave

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head

... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??

by T&T'sDictionary January 10, 2017

weavesplaining

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

wellerman

The Wellerman is an employee of the 19th-century Australian whaling company the Weller Bros. The Wellerman brings supplies to the whaling stations, and takes away the whale oil accumulated since the last visit.

Soon may The Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

by donsfwtx January 13, 2021

Wellend

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Weller

A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.

I tried to have a conversation with Greg but found out he's a Weller after 5 minutes.

by .............Mercuriodfgsdfgfs May 22, 2020