A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
Wolven refers to a person who acts similar to a wolf and/or favors them as a animal. Most people cannot tell who might be wolven from first glance you have to get to know them since it is a personality trait.
welve is a multi function word which has it's origins in the south east of Ireland. tone and inflection can have an impact on it's meaning. It is generally an upbeat greeting or remark