3 definitions by Scaryan

CoMoMedy

Things only your mom thinks is funny similar to a dad joke.

Mom what are you laughing at ....
Nothing dear just this funny squirrel video
Lemme see mom... thats funny? He's just spinning on the bird feeder...

You won't get it darling its coMOMedy
OMG mom you sound like dad..

by Scaryan May 3, 2022

Jackie welles

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.

You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.

by Scaryan December 12, 2020

Jason mimosa

The popular lady's drink mimosa made with a mixture of tropical fruit juice such as pineapple passion fruit or mangos mixed with champagne; named after the famous Hawaiian actor Jason Momoa.

The ladies are going to watch aquaman, and drink jason mimosas tonight.

by Scaryan November 18, 2019