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well then 

To emphasize a point to be made
{question} Should you be doing that?
{answer} No
{response} WELL THEN!!
well then by EDITION August 28, 2006

well then 

".. well then.."

A phrase used to change topics suddenly from a strange, weird, "interesting" or un-interesting topic, not necessarily to bring a new topic, but just to change the old one.

Similar to "interesting.. "
Mike: "who died?"

Jim: "My dog, man! My dog died last night.. and as I went to bury him, I saw Dave sleeping in the backyard!"

~car explodes~

Mike: "..well then.."
well then by Anonymous September 27, 2003

well then 

well then, some thing you say when you can't think of an answer or/and a quick change of subject or to break a a silence...
q. "what are you doing here?"
a. "well then"
or
. "dave i think i might be gay"
*long pause*
. "well then!"
or
"my dad just died"
"...well then."
well then by jackyboybaby November 18, 2006

Well then 

The sentences which used a lot by hopeless people who's failing in their current job/subject which make them to do a 180°s of change to something that got nothing to do with the original goal (results may vary)
1)"I'm not getting any job even after graduate from Oxford University With Full score , well then, I guess I'll start living in a cave"

2)"hey did you notice that this definition

is not funny at all"

"[ikr, I bet my left ball that the person

Who write this is just a NEET IRL"

"Well then, let's just search the word

penis instead
Well then by Crispy Spicy April 17, 2019

Well then 

A phrase that is commonly used when something interesting, weird, or unexpected happens in a, most likely, occasion.

People would also use it when they have nothing to say when they hear news or info that is either shocking, weird, unexpected or simply just plain out of the blue.
"Hey, have you heard about that interview last night?"

"No? What about it?"

"The interviewee was actually a murderer of a case long ago, but he accidentally leaked evidence of what he did, thus arresting himself."

"Well then..."
Well then by Calico Kaco April 18, 2020

well then DIE!, damn you!

a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma

physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:

patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!

as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'

as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
i'm not letting the gub mint put a micro chip in MY body...! "well then DIE!, damn you!"
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