Well, Fuck
Well, Fuck by AnonymousMKII March 17, 2010
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When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say
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Well... Fuck. by International-I-Don't-Care-Org July 1, 2016
Well, fuck me!
When you're left wordless and awed by something...
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.
"Well, fuck me! Didja see that Golden Retriever just save a whole family from a burning building and then help an old lady across the street straight thereafter?"
Well, fuck me! by Hymay April 14, 2014
Well, fuck me, Gumby
A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
Well, fuck me, Gumby by ZenTam July 18, 2016
Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!
Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.
Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012