Well, Fuck

a term used when the situation sucks so bad and you can't do anything. best said after a sigh

Michial: yo, dude your girlfriend is getting fucked by your brother
Wilth: *sigh* Well, Fuck

by AnonymousMKII March 17, 2010

well fuck it then

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

Well. fuck

When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say

-Hey charlie -Yeah? -I'm gonna kill you now. -Well. fuck

by lurkinthedark August 30, 2010

Well... Fuck.

When something bad about to happen and you have 0 control over it at this point

"I will be unable to pay rent this month..
well... Fuck."

by International-I-Don't-Care-Org July 1, 2016

Well Fuck

It’s when you conpletely fuck up.

Rob: Did you ask for head?
John: Well fuck.

by 🅱️Amn October 17, 2018

well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

by rudi October 29, 2006

Well, fuck me!

When you're left wordless and awed by something...
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.

"Well, fuck me! Didja see that Golden Retriever just save a whole family from a burning building and then help an old lady across the street straight thereafter?"

by Hymay April 14, 2014