Weity 

A weity is a white American man who smokes mad chronic and loves to get fucked up at all times

Yo broski I got fucked up like weity last night shit was sick

Weity by Ali d-b March 19, 2008

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm 

You were SO bored you removed the first letter of the QWERTY standard keyboad, this is acheived by achieving a whole different level of boredom, you have transcended boredom, you have reached level 4. You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,

and if not, try: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Do your work!

man I'm bored I'll just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
no, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
I have an idea!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm!

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm by Nesskovich December 19, 2018

wtityb

Whatever, tell it to your blog.

Dude 1: its the summer after i've finally graduated college, and my boy kevin, his philosophy professor jill, my girl at the time, and me, are on about to take a trip to europe. but first we decided to go to this chinese buffet before the flight. it takes us a half hour to get there so we're getting high on the way there with the god kevin's freshly prepared blunts. it takes us another two hours to get through all the food once we get there, since its all you can eat, and we're obliterated so its heaven kiiid...

Dude 2: wtityb

wtityb by The Hipinion Collective May 7, 2005

Welty

the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.

I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.

Welty by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019

wetty fap 

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Wettyy 

Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy

MOM IM WETTYY

Wettyy by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019

Double Welty 

The act of plesuring 2 males at once. Typically done with one's hands.

Dude did you see what was going on in the tree house? No man what happened? Bruh she was giving them the double Welty!

Double Welty by The Welts November 5, 2014