Welty

the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.

I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.

Welty by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019

welty

(adj.) One who is very eloquent in his speech, seldomly stumbles in his train of thought, and can, yes, CAN, prove the practical application of geometry to restless, sugar-high freshmen (and that, my friends, is quite a feat). He's really smart, too.

Welty as he was, the young boy wasn't able to avoid detention.

welty by A Welty-fan Freshman March 17, 2004

Double Welty 

The act of plesuring 2 males at once. Typically done with one's hands.

Dude did you see what was going on in the tree house? No man what happened? Bruh she was giving them the double Welty!

Double Welty by The Welts November 5, 2014

Pullin a Justin Welty

when you light shit on fire and throw it into a desk in an attempt to burn down a building.

Steve:"why'd the fire alarm go off today?"

Bill:"Oh this one nigga was pullin a justin welty in 1st period."

Pullin a Justin Welty by clarence1 December 10, 2009

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm 

You were SO bored you removed the first letter of the QWERTY standard keyboad, this is acheived by achieving a whole different level of boredom, you have transcended boredom, you have reached level 4. You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,

and if not, try: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Do your work!

man I'm bored I'll just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
no, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
I have an idea!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm!

wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm by Nesskovich December 19, 2018

weltschmerz 

german word (welt=world, schmerz=pain) that has found its way into the english language. a term that describes melancholy or better the state of sadness about all the things going wrong in this world, sadness about sadness etc.

"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just weltschmerz"

weltschmerz by Toby german dude August 3, 2005

welthorpe 

To pretend you are not Welsh when you are, beyond all conceivable doubt, Welsh.

That long-thumbed dude with a penguin vendetta was so born in a Cardiff bordello, but lo and behold if he ain't trying to welthorpe his way out of it.

welthorpe by Penguin Power May 22, 2007