Dude 1: its the summer after i've finally graduated college, and my boy kevin, his philosophy professor jill, my girl at the time, and me, are on about to take a trip to europe. but first we decided to go to this chinese buffet before the flight. it takes us a half hour to get there so we're getting high on the way there with the god kevin's freshly prepared blunts. it takes us another two hours to get through all the food once we get there, since its all you can eat, and we're obliterated so its heaven kiiid...

Dude 2: wtityb

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz