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Dude 1: its the summer after i've finally graduated college, and my boy kevin, his philosophy professor jill, my girl at the time, and me, are on about to take a trip to europe. but first we decided to go to this chinese buffet before the flight. it takes us a half hour to get there so we're getting high on the way there with the god kevin's freshly prepared blunts. it takes us another two hours to get through all the food once we get there, since its all you can eat, and we're obliterated so its heaven kiiid...

Dude 2: wtityb
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wittybix 

When an individual is dropping some serious hilarity in a conversation, often in a quick minded fashion
god DAM mikey, you've definately had your wittybix this morning!
wittybix by shadow_2010 April 19, 2010
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wittybitbitty

Witty as smart.
Bit as little.
Bitty as bite.
So in short you are witty and can bite.

P.S. This username is forbidden to be used by anyone except the original owner who loves to play a lot of games. It is used as his/her ingame name. Please respect it and make your own ingame name. Don't be a copycat.
"I am wittybitbitty and will bite if you cross the line. Don't test me."
wittybitbitty by wittybitbitty July 22, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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