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Weirdouche 

1) Simply stated, it is a term you call a person who is both a weirdo and a douche.

2) A variation of your typical douche - he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes.

3) A man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fictitious.
Weirdouche whispers softly to a girl "Cara mia" (like Gomez in the Adams Family) he then proceeds to kiss her hand.

Weirdouche talking to a 18-year golf veteran, "My handicap? 2 under par. Yeah, and I've only been playing golf for 3 years"

Weirdouche wearing paint stylized pants - "My pants? I was painting. These are paint splatters, they aren't part of the pants."
Weirdouche by vat69 October 19, 2010
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weredouche 

it's when a person becomes a douche bag after tewelv o'clock just like a werewolf. often in context with sleepovers.
"you don't want to have sleep overs with him he is a weredouche"

"last night tommy turned full weredouche"
weredouche by odd&klohne February 3, 2015

weirdoghead 

A Nickname for a person who is a deep in the closet homosexual and overcompensates by becoming a loud mothed basher of homosexuals and their lifestyle. The term is often used for Politicians and Rigth Wing Extemists who are virulently anti-gay and then are caught living the gay lifestyle, with a large gay themed photobucket account or facebook etc.
That guy McLane is a weirdoghead, he is always making fun of the gay guy at work but the other night I saw him coming out of the bathhouse!
weirdoghead by Peaskins August 25, 2010

Webadouche 

Someone who posts profile pictures of them selves that have angles (angles where they actually look good) an do this continuously.
My friend is such a bad webadouche she only seems to take pictures on her left side all the time.
Webadouche by BrandenForever January 14, 2010

weredouche 

To become and instant douche once night falls.
I'm a pretty nice guy during the day, but I become a weredouche every night.
weredouche by weredouche October 19, 2011

Webadouche 

Someone who takes pictures of themselves from a particular angle, giving you a false representation of what they actually look like face-to-face.
Someone with angles. (Only looks good from one angle)
My friend only takes mug shots so you can't see how fat she is. She's such a webadouche.
Webadouche by Sadorae February 18, 2010

Windouche 

An individual who trash talks any operating system other Windows without having experience or knowledge with what he's referring to.
Guy 1. "Well Windows machines will always be superior to OSX in every way."
Guy 2. "Have you even used Leopard?"
Guy 1. "I don't have to, Windows is all I need."
Guy 2. "Stop being such a Windouche."
Windouche by MPQ September 1, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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