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Weirdouche 

1) Simply stated, it is a term you call a person who is both a weirdo and a douche.

2) A variation of your typical douche - he uses old cartoon characters’ quotes to pickup or woo women with “matching fashion victim” clothes.

3) A man who spins tall tales that are ridiculously fictitious.
Weirdouche whispers softly to a girl "Cara mia" (like Gomez in the Adams Family) he then proceeds to kiss her hand.

Weirdouche talking to a 18-year golf veteran, "My handicap? 2 under par. Yeah, and I've only been playing golf for 3 years"

Weirdouche wearing paint stylized pants - "My pants? I was painting. These are paint splatters, they aren't part of the pants."
Weirdouche by vat69 October 19, 2010

weirdoghead 

A Nickname for a person who is a deep in the closet homosexual and overcompensates by becoming a loud mothed basher of homosexuals and their lifestyle. The term is often used for Politicians and Rigth Wing Extemists who are virulently anti-gay and then are caught living the gay lifestyle, with a large gay themed photobucket account or facebook etc.
That guy McLane is a weirdoghead, he is always making fun of the gay guy at work but the other night I saw him coming out of the bathhouse!
weirdoghead by Peaskins August 25, 2010

Weirdoship 

A relationship where both weirdos like each other, and both know but aren’t together yet.
Ransom: those people are weird… they’re weirdos…
Ransom: r u guys together?
The Two people: nah we are in a weirdoship
Weirdoship by Rickina December 17, 2022

Weirdophobic 

The fear of weird people or being perceived as being weird by others.
After her friend canceled going to the brewery together, Beth decided against going alone out of fear of looking weird. Beth is weirdophobic.
Weirdophobic by Ogbwg March 17, 2022

weirduhcoolnnyrk

weird but cool and funny but dorky
kathryn is weirduhcoolnnyrk! yea buddie!

weirdophobic 

afraid or not willing to be blowed by weirdos.
HEY GIRL. my weirdophobic on FLEEK
weirdophobic by weirdophobic August 11, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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