Weird Dick 

Weird dick is when you are with an amazingly hot girl things are going great and you start having sex. Suddenly you get nervous, whether it be about being able to perform, you think about the relationship, something is uncomfortable, Or just plane nerves shut down the sex centers of your brain and leave you flaccid... It is not only embarrassing and humiliating, but can really ruin the date.

The solution. Be honest, tell them whats up. Most of the time its because you really like someone and are just nervous about everything. Take your time and in no time you will be back.

Sometimes you will just need a minute or a couple of dates. If the girl judges you then you don't want to be with her anyways.

Very common in men with over active libido's as because they are constantly aroused, they can get side tracked. Especially if they really like a girl.

Usually is not a problem for those seeking a one night stand, but happens to those who have had enough of them to know they want something more.

You are with a beautiful girl and things start to heat up you have been able to get up to the point of penetration, but now you start to think about things other than sex. Suddenly you get "weird dick" and cannot perform. Your raging hard one minute and not the next.

Weird Dick by locosphere August 23, 2010

weird dick energy 

someone who you think gives off the energy of having an odd/misshapen penis.

"Have you met Brayden yet?"

"Yeah dude, he gives off weird dick energy..."

weird dick energy by freshiesss February 17, 2022

Weird dick pocket 

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.

1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.

Weird dick pocket by The d pocket June 1, 2019

Weird Dick Energy 

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs

Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.

Weird Dick Energy by FrankE July 7, 2022

Weirdick 

The last name of a character ( Robbie Weirdick ) played by Dwayne Johnson in the 2016 movie "Central Intelligence". Since the release of the movie Weirdick has become a slang term for a munted, or deformed dick, hence weird-dick. Also being called a Robbie has the same meaning.

Hey Amber, why won't you suck Jono's dick? I bet it's because he's a Weirdick!

Weirdick by MountainJewCodeRed July 18, 2016