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winkey wonkey donkey 

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.
This has several meanings:

1) Somebody who hasn't got the mental capacity to see they are destroying themselves.
2) Somebody with a small penis
3) Somebody who has dreadlocks and a lot of piercings - also see greebo, emo and mosher
Person one: They look there's Hal
Person two: Mm, yeah, he's a right weiney
Person one: In what sense, man?
Person two: In every sense, man.
weiney by JoJoxcore August 10, 2008

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them
double eye winkey by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
funny way to desrcibe the 'penis'
dude, your winkey is well small.
winkey by remanufactured August 2, 2007
Mom, my winkey hurts.
Winkey by Beewinker101 June 18, 2020

Winkey Face 

Used between opposite sexes as a means of being flirtatious while texting. Might accidently be used in place of a smiley face.
Example 1-
Guy 1: I sent Trish a winkey face, and she sent one back.
Guy 2: It might as well be facebook official.

Example 2-
Guy 1: Shit I accidently sent Tommy a winkey face.
Guy 2: We shouldnt be friends anymore.
Winkey Face by Hop-Daddy March 21, 2011