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Weedness 

When your showing weed
That’s a sign of weedness bro
Weedness by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019
Words you can keep

Weednesday 

A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...
Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.

Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!
Weednesday by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 8, 2009

Weedless 

When you have run out of marijuana. You are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed.
"Fuck, I've been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever I'm fucking tired."

Weednesday, April 20th 

A rare occurence when April 20 (4/20) happens to be on a Wednesday within the year. 420 is a number synonymous with Cannabis or better known as weed. April 20 is defined as "National Get High Day". Hence the clever name, Weednesday. The mystical date of getting high is a rare one as aforementioned, only recently happening on 2016. As of the making of this definition the next Weendesday on April 20 is on the year 2022. However, when this date does fall on this certain weekday. You know shit is about to go down...
Weednesday, April 20th is the date in which blunts are passed around to celebrate the weed holiday. The weekday of April 20th, Wednesday is purely coincidental, but its better to be known as Weednesday due to April 20th having close ties with the number 420

weedless prop 

A.k.a. "weed-free prop". Refers to any fake or "just for show" object (i.e., "Hugs not drugs" t-shirt, "Just say no" bumper sticker, etc.) that one prominently displays in an attempt to fool others into believing that he or she "shuns the Mary Jane" ("weed"), when in reality the person enjoys a good joint or bowl just as much as the rest of 'em do, and so the flashy personal-virtue-proclaiming object is merely a "prop", and is therefore just about as legitimate (NOT!) as the identically-named and moderately-pricey boating-accessory's often-grossly-exaggerated claim to consistently shrug off tangles with aquatic vegetation --- generally speaking, those much-hyped devices still get all gloobered up with milfoil and lily-tendrils just about as much/often as the standard "screws" do, and so the item's purchaser gets "screwed", as well!
Ever since pot use has become more widespread --- and even legal --- in many areas, the sales of weedless prop items has skyrocketed... what a sham!
weedless prop by QuacksO August 12, 2017

Weednesday 

The day in the middle of the week on which you must smoke the weed, in order to survive until the weekend.
Thank God its Weednesday,i don't think i would've made it till Friday
Weednesday by K weed March 22, 2018

weednesia 

When you smoke so much weed that you forget what happened.
Man you did some crazy shit after we smoked those blunts. Well shit, I don’t remember I got a case of weednesia!
weednesia by Got da tongs February 3, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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