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Weedness

When your showing weed
That’s a sign of weedness bro
by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019
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Weednesday

A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...
Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.

Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!
by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 8, 2009
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Weedless

When you have run out of marijuana. You are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed.
"Fuck, I've been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever I'm fucking tired."
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Weednesday, April 20th

A rare occurence when April 20 (4/20) happens to be on a Wednesday within the year. 420 is a number synonymous with Cannabis or better known as weed. April 20 is defined as "National Get High Day". Hence the clever name, Weednesday. The mystical date of getting high is a rare one as aforementioned, only recently happening on 2016. As of the making of this definition the next Weendesday on April 20 is on the year 2022. However, when this date does fall on this certain weekday. You know shit is about to go down...
Weednesday, April 20th is the date in which blunts are passed around to celebrate the weed holiday. The weekday of April 20th, Wednesday is purely coincidental, but its better to be known as Weednesday due to April 20th having close ties with the number 420
by NoobhunterSigma7 April 20, 2017
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weedless prop

A.k.a. "weed-free prop". Refers to any fake or "just for show" object (i.e., "Hugs not drugs" t-shirt, "Just say no" bumper sticker, etc.) that one prominently displays in an attempt to fool others into believing that he or she "shuns the Mary Jane" ("weed"), when in reality the person enjoys a good joint or bowl just as much as the rest of 'em do, and so the flashy personal-virtue-proclaiming object is merely a "prop", and is therefore just about as legitimate (NOT!) as the identically-named and moderately-pricey boating-accessory's often-grossly-exaggerated claim to consistently shrug off tangles with aquatic vegetation --- generally speaking, those much-hyped devices still get all gloobered up with milfoil and lily-tendrils just about as much/often as the standard "screws" do, and so the item's purchaser gets "screwed", as well!
Ever since pot use has become more widespread --- and even legal --- in many areas, the sales of weedless prop items has skyrocketed... what a sham!
by QuacksO August 12, 2017
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Weednesday

The day in the middle of the week on which you must smoke the weed, in order to survive until the weekend.
Thank God its Weednesday,i don't think i would've made it till Friday
by K weed March 22, 2018
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weednesia

When you smoke so much weed that you forget what happened.
Man you did some crazy shit after we smoked those blunts. Well shit, I don’t remember I got a case of weednesia!
by Got da tongs February 3, 2021
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