Weedless 

When you have run out of marijuana. You are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed.

"Fuck, I've been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever I'm fucking tired."

Weedless by Kakorat On crack or not hahaaba April 12, 2005

weedless prop 

A.k.a. "weed-free prop". Refers to any fake or "just for show" object (i.e., "Hugs not drugs" t-shirt, "Just say no" bumper sticker, etc.) that one prominently displays in an attempt to fool others into believing that he or she "shuns the Mary Jane" ("weed"), when in reality the person enjoys a good joint or bowl just as much as the rest of 'em do, and so the flashy personal-virtue-proclaiming object is merely a "prop", and is therefore just about as legitimate (NOT!) as the identically-named and moderately-pricey boating-accessory's often-grossly-exaggerated claim to consistently shrug off tangles with aquatic vegetation --- generally speaking, those much-hyped devices still get all gloobered up with milfoil and lily-tendrils just about as much/often as the standard "screws" do, and so the item's purchaser gets "screwed", as well!

Ever since pot use has become more widespread --- and even legal --- in many areas, the sales of weedless prop items has skyrocketed... what a sham!

weedless prop by QuacksO August 12, 2017

Weedlestoop 

1. Your girlfriend.

2. A prostitute.

3. A Mother Fucker.

Guy1: "DUDE! Your girlfriend is such a WEEDLESTOOP."

Guy2: "Fuck you! You fucking reepadoompa!"

Weedlestoop by Dunker Punker McSparrybins October 7, 2011

sack of weedlers

I dimebag of the finest!

"Ohh I scored a tasty, sack of weedlers the other day. Let's toke?"

sack of weedlers by Spanky McTingles April 23, 2009

weedles 

The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions.

Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.

A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).

Example 1:
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!

Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.

Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.

Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?

Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.

weedles by Fractious1 April 24, 2018

Weedness 

When your showing weed

That’s a sign of weedness bro

Weedness by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019

Weenless 

No ween/dick or

Aspen

This man is weenless

Weenless by immaFurby UwU April 1, 2020