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Weedkin

Brothers and sisters in Dank, consumers of the sacred herb, Cannabis. Likely to be Chill and smoke you down.
met a weedkin named gary at work, he smoked me down on my break!
by yam February 6, 2020
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Weeding

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021
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Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.
Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.
by Pickyboots March 1, 2010
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WeedKiller

A person that looks so revolting that you get a reverse boner
Katie is a major WeedKiller. My dick almost fell off because it was so bad.
by Grand Master Abdul January 9, 2016
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three-weeking

Giving someone three weeks of not talking or interacting with them because they pissed you off so bad.
-Yeah that was lame of Jean-paul I am three-weeking him now.
-You are three-weeked, good bye!
by Dustinhoweawesome March 1, 2010
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weedkend

"Man, whatta weedkend."
by awesomenesss April 24, 2008
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The Weedkend

The holy tradition of knowingly abstaining from using any marijuana products during the weekdays (otherwise known as the weed), and indulging in marijuana products for the duration of the weedkend. The weedkend starts when you wake up on Friday and ends when you go to sleep on sunday, not when the clock strikes midnight, a common misconception.

If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.
Jim: Charles rip this doob.

Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.

Jim: What do you mean?

Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.

Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!

Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.
by Popadonpapa December 3, 2020
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