webspeak

The way idiots type over the Internet, doing thngs such as shotening "you" to "u" or "come" to "cum." Also lacks punctuation and capital letters.

omg im so hot and u suk lol

webspeak by anonymous May 25, 2005

webspeak

IN PROPER ENGLISH:

The official language for prepubesent morons. When somebody types,"u r jus a fag so jus jut up foo," contrary to "You're just a homosexual, so shut up fool!" Almost always lacking punctuation/commas. Some outgrow this as late as 16, when in rare cases people outgrow it as early as 11-12, like I have. If you want some better examples, go to www.weeworld.com. There are tons of stupid people there. Simple and easy to type words such as "too" and "you're", are translated into "2" and "ur or yoor."

Actual messege somebody ent me on weeworld:

u got som probs k u gay dog i doent talk to gays ok

Another example:

u the heck r u? and u know wat, freaker? i can send chain mail if i want 2 so stop talking 2 me!


Webspeak is annoying! These are the people that make me feel so inteligent!

webspeak by Misterstix66 March 27, 2009

webspeak

Webspeak: n. - 1. a type of communication used in corrispondance commonly associated with internet gaming. 2. spoken word, where acronyms and abreviations that are commonly used on the internet are sounded out or pronounced orally.

It involves using numbers, symbols, and punctuation marks, combined with certain combonations of other letters, to change the appearance of a certain letter. It also involves the use of numerous acronyms and abreviations, as well as using multiple keyboard functions to make likenesses of the human face to portray emotions.

also called Hax0ring, and the people who do it, Hax0rz.

1. omfgwtfbbqsauce, stfu i totally pwnt u. whatev i r 1337. ^^

2. This game is over, gee gee man, we got pawned hard.

webspeak by Broderick August 31, 2005

wespeak 

Wespeak is a relatively self-explanatory noun that encapsulates the distinct personal lexicon that evolves between close groups of people. Wespeak can be single made-up or embellished words, phrases, inside jokes or references, or extremely long and nonsensical combinations of multiple references only known to the people whence they came. Wespeak typically makes no sense to bystanders, but can sometimes be understood based upon context. The nature of wespeak is such that certain words are associated with the person or people who made them up.

"I was so nervous at that interview I just started blurting things out, like how we always co-purse, and I can never find anything, and she totally stared at me. It was so awkward."

"Oh no! You were rattling off wespeak at a job interview? You really WERE nervous!"

wespeak by Brilliant Monster July 24, 2012

Weebspeak 

Rudimentary Japanese that consists of common phrases used in animes, particularly in shonen jumps.

Franny: "I'm so sad"
Amanat: "daijōbu"
Franny: "Stop it with the weebspeak Amanat you've only watched Naruto"

Weebspeak by Weebyweeb November 1, 2018

Weebspeak 

Japanese spoken by Weeaboos/Weebs

"In class today, a couple of weebs were conversing with their wifu-pillows in weebspeak"

Weebspeak by The Dictionary!!! January 9, 2017

Weebspeak 

Text-based expressions commonly uttered by, but not exclusive to, weeaboos. Common forms of weebspeak include ‘OwO’, ‘UwU’ and ‘:3’.

P1: “Your drawings are so cute owo”

P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”

Weebspeak by Original Orangutans September 9, 2020