weedspeak 

the official language of stoners; the language and terms marijuana users communicate with one another and to reference the world around us.

Stoner1: "eyy bro, trying comp on some tree and roll a bleezy?"
Stoner2:"nah man you dont got any bars at all, lets just get lit off this piece"
bystander:"what do you think he is talking about?
bystander2: "i don't know, it sounds like he's using weedspeak to talk to his companion "

weedspeak by halfrican420 September 9, 2011

wespeak 

Wespeak is a relatively self-explanatory noun that encapsulates the distinct personal lexicon that evolves between close groups of people. Wespeak can be single made-up or embellished words, phrases, inside jokes or references, or extremely long and nonsensical combinations of multiple references only known to the people whence they came. Wespeak typically makes no sense to bystanders, but can sometimes be understood based upon context. The nature of wespeak is such that certain words are associated with the person or people who made them up.

"I was so nervous at that interview I just started blurting things out, like how we always co-purse, and I can never find anything, and she totally stared at me. It was so awkward."

"Oh no! You were rattling off wespeak at a job interview? You really WERE nervous!"

wespeak by Brilliant Monster July 24, 2012

wejaspeak 

Typing in an unordinary manner--in all capital letters, running words together, and completely disregarding any rules of grammer.

JESUSWTFGUYS, DID YOU SEEHOWANNOYING THATGIRL IS? SHETYPES ALL FUNKY LIKEWHUUT XO <--like that.

wejaspeak by HURH March 27, 2004

weedpeat 

From the book of senses:

When a person tends to do the exact same stuff after getting high.Meaning does the exact same things at the exact same time as the day before after smoking.many dejavu happens in this state.

weedpeat is a state of mind and is very hard to explain via example.

weedpeat by Nik Armi January 25, 2010

webspeak

The way idiots type over the Internet, doing thngs such as shotening "you" to "u" or "come" to "cum." Also lacks punctuation and capital letters.

omg im so hot and u suk lol

webspeak by anonymous May 25, 2005

webspeak

IN PROPER ENGLISH:

The official language for prepubesent morons. When somebody types,"u r jus a fag so jus jut up foo," contrary to "You're just a homosexual, so shut up fool!" Almost always lacking punctuation/commas. Some outgrow this as late as 16, when in rare cases people outgrow it as early as 11-12, like I have. If you want some better examples, go to www.weeworld.com. There are tons of stupid people there. Simple and easy to type words such as "too" and "you're", are translated into "2" and "ur or yoor."

Actual messege somebody ent me on weeworld:

u got som probs k u gay dog i doent talk to gays ok

Another example:

u the heck r u? and u know wat, freaker? i can send chain mail if i want 2 so stop talking 2 me!


Webspeak is annoying! These are the people that make me feel so inteligent!

webspeak by Misterstix66 March 27, 2009

webspeak

Webspeak: n. - 1. a type of communication used in corrispondance commonly associated with internet gaming. 2. spoken word, where acronyms and abreviations that are commonly used on the internet are sounded out or pronounced orally.

It involves using numbers, symbols, and punctuation marks, combined with certain combonations of other letters, to change the appearance of a certain letter. It also involves the use of numerous acronyms and abreviations, as well as using multiple keyboard functions to make likenesses of the human face to portray emotions.

also called Hax0ring, and the people who do it, Hax0rz.

1. omfgwtfbbqsauce, stfu i totally pwnt u. whatev i r 1337. ^^

2. This game is over, gee gee man, we got pawned hard.

webspeak by Broderick August 31, 2005