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weebonics
Taken from "ebonics."
The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.
To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."
The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.
To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."
Weebunism
Weebunism is defined as the ideal that all waifus deserve love. Weebunists believe that all waifus deserve to be lewded or sexualized indiscriminately, regardless of preferences, while preferences are certainly allowed. All are given a chance.
Originally put to practice in the naming of a guild in the Anime-stylized moe bullet hell gacha mobile game (mobage) known as Azur Lane. Weebunism tends to conflict with Waifuism where one is to dedicate themselves to one particular waifu monogamously.
The word Weebunism's etymology originates from the word Weeb (shortened form of Weeaboo) and Communism, despite no connection to Communist or Socialist thought. Waifu equality is not the same as material equality.
Slogans include:
"Equal love and lewd for all waifus!"
"Seize the means of doujin distribution!" (parody of Communist/Socialist slogan, "Seize the means of production!")
Originally put to practice in the naming of a guild in the Anime-stylized moe bullet hell gacha mobile game (mobage) known as Azur Lane. Weebunism tends to conflict with Waifuism where one is to dedicate themselves to one particular waifu monogamously.
The word Weebunism's etymology originates from the word Weeb (shortened form of Weeaboo) and Communism, despite no connection to Communist or Socialist thought. Waifu equality is not the same as material equality.
Slogans include:
"Equal love and lewd for all waifus!"
"Seize the means of doujin distribution!" (parody of Communist/Socialist slogan, "Seize the means of production!")
Wibonics
A Baltimore-influenced variation of ebonics spoken by white people after watching reruns of The Wire, one of the greatest shows in the history of television.
Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.
Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)
Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).
Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.
Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)
Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).
T: Hey Brant, throw down one a' them scones, yo.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.
Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.
I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.
Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.
I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.
Wibonics by someotherguyfromohio2 November 12, 2010
wilbonics
a type of drunken communication, most common with football fans. notable characteristic is the loss of speech that becomes replaced by stomping the feet or clapping at imaginary birds.
wilbonics by kokobeware August 15, 2009
wee-bonics
'Wee' as in child + ebonics:
'language of recognition' spoken to or by children.
Also called pre-bonics.
'language of recognition' spoken to or by children.
Also called pre-bonics.
'Momese' is part of the growing childspeak used by child-psychologists or what they call lovingly 'wee-bonics'.
wee-bonics by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
woobonics
Noun) A native hillbilly dialect that originates from the town of Wooster Ohio. Woobonics is characterized by the mispronunciation of words, misuse of words, creation of new illogical words, and lack of “t” sounds.
1) The Woobilly was speaking woobonics at the Walmart. I couldn't understand a damn word he said.
2) I had to repeatedly ask him to repeat the word "button", but he kept saying "bu'-en"
2) I had to repeatedly ask him to repeat the word "button", but he kept saying "bu'-en"
woobonics by Woobilly Beall December 1, 2010
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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