wilbonics 

a type of drunken communication, most common with football fans. notable characteristic is the loss of speech that becomes replaced by stomping the feet or clapping at imaginary birds.

Shawn Wilborn is the father of Wilbonics.

wilbonics by kokobeware August 15, 2009

Wibonics 

A Baltimore-influenced variation of ebonics spoken by white people after watching reruns of The Wire, one of the greatest shows in the history of television.

Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.

Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)

Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).

T: Hey Brant, throw down one a' them scones, yo.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.

Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.

I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.

Wibonics by someotherguyfromohio2 November 12, 2010

Wilsonic 

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.

Wilsonic by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009

woobonics 

Noun) A native hillbilly dialect that originates from the town of Wooster Ohio. Woobonics is characterized by the mispronunciation of words, misuse of words, creation of new illogical words, and lack of “t” sounds.

1) The Woobilly was speaking woobonics at the Walmart. I couldn't understand a damn word he said.

2) I had to repeatedly ask him to repeat the word "button", but he kept saying "bu'-en"

woobonics by Woobilly Beall December 1, 2010

webonics 

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

whebonics 

Ebonics learned and spoken by white people that they learned by watching MTV in the 1990's.

I was with Bob the other day and he broke out in whebonics to talk to Derondrick.

whebonics by brevat January 28, 2012

lilbonics 

A language only understood by most Xavier girls, that makes no sense

Dude If I get Lawless Im gonna kill myself by shooting myself in the leg.

lilbonics by Lillth July 22, 2004