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Wee-tard 

A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
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"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
weetard by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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Someone who has gone crazy or has become retarded out of devotion for the rock band Weezer.
That guy Oliver is so obsessed with Weezer I think he's turned into a weetard.
weetard by thatweezerkid October 24, 2007
A combination of the words "wee" and "retard." Coined by a Los Angeles teenager in reference to his little sister's friends. Often used in a redundant context, such as "little weetard" or "stupid weetard."
My sister is having all her stupid little friends over for a weetard party, wanna crash it?
weetard by Spença B July 10, 2006
A person who has become retarded due to large overdoses of weed and usually dies in a stupid way
Bryan used to be a nice person until he became a weetard. If only he had stayed away from that tricycle he would still be here today.
Weetard by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011
A milder version of the term Retard, used for people in team games who made bad decisions in game, or have done something (extremely) stupid.

It's used by people who do jokes often or used by people who's parents dont like slurs/swears.
James is such a weetard.
You weetard! Don't do that!
Weetard by SmallChames November 25, 2020
A person with a speech impediment, trying to say the word "retard"
Person 1: We've been teaching your little brother his long division for 2 hours already. Why can't he understand us?
Person 2: He's a wittle weetarded
Person 1: What did you just say?
Person 3: She said he was retarded
Person 1: Oh
weetard by b33pb00p September 26, 2010
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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