2 definitions by Red Handed Bandit

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You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.
Dude, I totally sang a song of Moroni to my doctor today.
by Red Handed Bandit March 07, 2019
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A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 07, 2019
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