Wee-Poo

When you have an upset tummy so your poo resembles wee and makes your bumhole burn like hell. Also see diarrhea.

Everybody avoid the toilet - that chicken madras has given me a bad case of wee-poo.

by Sarah Lou September 7, 2008

Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

Poo and wee for tea

Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea

What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea

by Uncle dave 83 August 28, 2019

poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous

"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

by SillySausage42 August 30, 2022

Wee-pooh

Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.

Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.

by StevieWP January 27, 2006

weepoo

to poo and wee at the same time

i need a weepoo

by richspur May 25, 2012