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The process of or looking back on an episode of extreme drunken behavior. Drunken antics leading to short term memory loss, crazy drunken dancing and waking up next to seabiscuit.
"Man you got totally weazeled last night"

"Whoa! What a weazel of a night!"

"err I got so weazeled last night, I can't remember anything... why am I sleeping next to seabiscuit?"

"I'm getting weazeled tonight"

"Man, I got so weazeled last weekend, I woke up next to a giraffe"

"I'm far too weazeled to drive"
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weazel crew 

De Weazel crew OWNS Guildford County school! we do what we want when we want muthahfuckah! all u bitchass motherfucking pikeys, ur just fronting motherfuckers, u kn all suck my DICK!

Tom Matthews punches like a marshmellowed motherfuckin daisy!
Tom Matthews : I'm cool, u ruind my life :'(

Moi : w.e.

Tom Matthews : *poor excuse 4 a punch* (NOT EVEN A BLACK EYE U PUSSY)
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L33t Weazel 

A legendary kid who will beast on anyone at halo 3.
He Betrays For The Sniper So Don't Bother Trying!!
omg its L33t Weazel! Quik! Leave the match
L33t Weazel by I Ph33r Weazel May 29, 2009

Lil Weazel 

The name of a person who is cool :DDDDDDDD
Person 1: Wow lil weazel is so cool
Person 2: stfu, you know someone who is named lil weazel wrote this about themselves.
Lil Weazel by LilWeazel December 17, 2022

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

weasel-foot 

a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.
"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"
weasel-foot by JFrag November 2, 2007
Used as an insult in the third installment of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
"You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weaselbee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room? " Draco as Ron is looking at the Shrieking Shack with Hermione.
weaselbee by Orion Beckett May 20, 2017
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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