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weazeled 

drinking to a extent that you have forgetten things that happened the night before and forgot that you made a complete ass of yourself
"i got so WEAZELED last night, has anyone seen my phone or wallet?"
"i cant remember anything last night, i must have been so WEAZELED"
weazeled by wesley99999 April 30, 2008
Words you can keep
1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.
"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"
wenzeled by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005
Related Words
past tense of verb "wenzel" or adverb; to financially defraud someone on the Internet and then use Social-Economic position to bully and threaten them; arrogant thievery.
I gave the guy $115, he cashed my check, he misrepresented the goods, didn't send them and called me an asshat! Hey, bro, you just got wenzeled! Or I just wenzeled the dude for $115.
wenzeled by Paul F. Dobson December 24, 2005
The act of being screwed on a fraudulent internet sale.
MochaMike got wenzeled by Charlie Wenzel.
wenzeled by anthony pipkin November 14, 2005
To defraud fellow 'wheelers via the internet. First brought to worldwide view and now continued by mudboggin101 aka mudbogger101. In the case of mudbogger101, flipping vehicles while defrauding the facts of vehicle ownership, vehicle repairs, and holding property that does not belong to him.
mudbogger101 Wenzeled Shawn out of his tags while attempting to flip a CJ and advertise a false year, maintenance, and repair history.
Wenzeled by Concerned Wheeler November 11, 2008

weaseled 

"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."
weaseled by WeWereTheTurkey September 23, 2008

Weazeldoopin 

A term used to describe a sexual act involving a females anus and the bristles of a small brush or "weazels". The bristles are inserted into the poor womans anus in order to clean or "doopin" her colon.
Don't worry hunny. Its only a weazeldoopin.
Weazeldoopin by GonzoG April 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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