weazelism 

the worship of our lord and savior weazelbeast. ALL HAIL THE WEAZEL!!!!

I just joined Weazelism. best choice of my life

weazelism by halo10167 September 8, 2018

Weigelism 

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

Weigelism by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

Weazism 

(N) 1. A statement of fact according to Weaz based on his own observations and experiences in life.

Weazisms:
"Go Trot!"

"Bennett, this is basketball, not girls gym!"

"I am Weaz you are not!"

Weazism by nwilly July 31, 2008

Weezerism 

The religion of Weezer. Weezus is god.

"Have you heard of weezerism?"
"Lets pray to Weezus."

Weezerism by Kyaisemo April 30, 2024