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weretard 

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.
1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."
weretard by SloppyJake June 28, 2007
Related Words
To be made to look like a complete and utter mug
You've been weaverd
Weaverd by truy January 15, 2009
"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
weetard by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

leavetard 

Portmanteau of "leave" and "retard". Someone of British origin who voted leave in the referendum on membership of the European Union. Typically describes someone gullible, uneducated and incapable of acting in their own best interest.
These leavetards just voted to piss away all of their jobs and money, how stupid can you get!
leavetard by xwize June 28, 2016
a person who has been breast fed for too long and is late being weaned of the breast milk from the female provider
*Josh (unable to eat food because he misses his mothers breast milk)

Paul in responce says "You be weantard, eat yous fooooood!You be noobd"
Weantard by big pony July 17, 2009

WhaleTard 

Ex. Jesus uresti is a fucking whaletard
WhaleTard by shlongdongsilvers February 27, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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