A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.

Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!
Weather Report featured Jaco Pastorius, therefore Weather Report owns all.
by Christopher Riggs October 3, 2005
a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.
by Boochie June 4, 2006
When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.
"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"
by John Tetley January 4, 2022
A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola October 1, 2009
An instant weather report is a THO
If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.
(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly
by Sanduskied October 15, 2012